Desoxirinblablablanythingwhateveracid is what we call DNA in its entirety. Recessive and dominant. Black mouse fucks white mouse. Three to one. Provided both are purebred…. A square plus B square is C square. Three plus four is five. Right-angled, too.

Darwin. Pavlov. Hitler.

Evolution. Conditioning. Fascism.

Angle functions. Evolution vs. creation. More Hitler. School excursion to Mauthausen. Schindler’s list. Over and over again. American History X. Anne Frank.

The never-ending story.

Fuck you, Professor. I’M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT.

O. Ace. At. Amus. Atis. ANt. Latin is dumb, six cases, zero sense. Forty thousand kilometers is once around the world. But what exactly does responsibility mean, Professor?

Hmmm….

This means that the slap in the face after the parents’ consultation day is justified according to the curriculum, Miss Siffredi.

Who’s responsible for the plan? Himmler? Göbels? Strache?

A thousand meters in less than five minutes, all member states of the Union rattling down just as sharply as the periodic table and all prime numbers from zero to a thousand.

Explain the golden ratio.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Didn’t pay attention, could you please repeat the question?

Outrageous, such insolence, Miss Siffredi.

Irresponsible, such a calculation, Professor.

Maja Siffredi

In real life, the Styrian-born Austrian girl has a different name. Her real name is not Maja Siffredi. She writes erotic stories, which seem to be best described as "porn satire." Sometimes, that produces pearls of sweat on the foreheads of child protection Agents. After numerous stopovers at home and abroad, where the trained chef has also worked as a bartender and model, she now lives and writes in Carinthia, Austria. Her first publication "Frau mit Vogel sucht Mann mit Käfig" (Women with a bird is looking for a man with birth cage) was published in spring 2017, followed by "Fickfisch" (Fuck - Fish) in autumn 2018. In between, a short story was also published in the German Erotic Magazine"Séparée," as well as in the anthology "Wohin geht die Reise." (Where does the Journey lead you to").She has always written first for the drawer, then for her own blog "majasdirtylaundry.com" from which the idea for the first book was born.
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